"An excellent writer and storyteller." - The Daily Telegraph

"Fink can take a moment and turn it into a vivid experience." - The Australian

"Fink makes enemies like Bill Gates makes money, but his in-your-face style is exactly what makes his blogs so good." - Alpha

"One of Asia's best football writers." - The National (Abu Dhabi)

FIFA: who would want it?

Paul Kelso has speculated in London’s Telegraph that there are “increasing signs that the president will struggle to see out his full term to 2015, and could be forced out by the end of the year” in a coup d’etat orchestrated by the man who’s been waiting in the wings for a seeming eternity: UEFA president Michel Platini.

“Platini owes his position to Blatter’s support, but is perhaps the only figure with the stature to move to unseat his mentor,” Kelso writes.

Certainly further revelations regarding the ISL bribes affair will damage Blatter. But how many times have we been here before?

His opponent for the presidency in 1998, Lennart Johansson, has no proof of direct involvement in vote buying even though Blatter accepts it went on. The Qatar 2022 outrage didn’t secure his demise. His opponent in 2011, Mohamed Bin Hammam, couldn’t lay a hand on him and ruined his own career in the process. The racism gaffe of November has blown over if not been forgotten. And Jack Warner’s promised “tsunami” was more like the drenching from a garden hose.

The man is both indestructible and a narcissist: a combination that has kept him in power for 14 years. He isn’t about to fall on his sword or allow a cabal of conspirators to bring an end to his hard-earned kingdom. If he goes early, it will be on his own terms. He hasn’t come this far, with Machiavellian upward mobility, for everything to fall apart in disgrace.

And the most salient point: Why would Platini, a mini Blatter to his shoelaces, want the job now anyway?

Blatter tweeted at the Ballon d’Or that he’d met with Ronaldo and that preparations for Brazil 2014, severely short of where they need to be, were “moving in the right direction”.

Phew. What possible problems can there be when a discredited old fogey and a dimwit who ended up in a Rio motel room with three transvestite hookers are on the case?

All will be well with the world’s most important sporting event. We wouldn’t want it entrusted to anyone less capable.

Platini may be ambitious but surely he isn’t that dumb to move to supplant Blatter when there’s more drama and heartache to come.

Letting the inevitable purge of the executive committee take its course and having Brazil 2014 happen on Blatter’s watch will allow Platini to start in 2015 with a mandate to wipe the slate clean and begin anew rather than fix at this late stage what really can’t be fixed. That way, he’s cleaning up someone else’s mess, not being held to account for creating his own.

Blatter might be a master political operator, but Platini has served his apprenticeship well.

This column was originally published by ESPN STAR Sports. Please check for new columns by me every Thursday at www.espnstar.com. Love to see you there.


  1. Submariner
    Posted January 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm | Permalink

    I think there is only one man who ticks all the FIFA Boxes. That man is … Silvio Burlesconi!

  2. Stephen
    Posted January 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    Qatar 2022 ;)
    As you point out the heir apparent is Michel Platini. A wonderful player, I loved watching him play in that previous generation of French stars. He should have had a World Cup Winners medal to go with his European medal, that was brilliantly won, and was frightfully unlucky (or should I say possibly robbed by a German goalkeepers challenge on his team mate?).
    Platini has not filled me with joy as an official in the game however. He is either suffering, along with his UEFA mates, from obvious biases, or else allowing themselves to be dictated to, as decisions are made that change how club football is played in Europe. To have Platini in charge at FIFA I fear might be more of the same.
    I do agree however no change will happen until after the Brazil World Cup. Blatter will, despite any issues, tell us how it is the greatest World Cup of all time and therefore none of us should question it. FIFA will ignore the world football bodies as usual and after the “successful” world cup he will be replaced by Blatter Jr. (Platini) and then we will look forward to the same old, same old, as Russia and Qatar draw nearer.

  3. Jesse Fink
    Posted January 16, 2012 at 9:02 pm | Permalink

    Cheers, thanks for the typo corro.

  4. Steve
    Posted January 17, 2012 at 8:58 pm | Permalink

    I see you never replied to me in the previous Fink post

  5. Stephen
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    Haven’t read it sorry. We could go on forever. We have a different point of view, that is fine. I am sure you are a fan of the game and are passionate in your support, that is great, keep it up. We all just want what is best for the game in this country, however we don’t always all agree on the best way to get there.

  6. Stephen
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 2:40 pm | Permalink

    Blatter has now endorsed Platini, so now we know he will be just as bad.

  7. Pomade
    Posted February 3, 2012 at 11:37 pm | Permalink

    Mr Fink,
    Are you still on holiday ? come closer to home,there is alot of shenanagins
    going on from the Harry Rednap school of players contracts in the HAL.

  8. Kieran
    Posted February 7, 2012 at 9:39 am | Permalink

    Fergie has stated he only has 3 years left as United manager. Get him into the hot seat and let him get on with it.